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Holy heck. I got me six months of paid account-ness.

THANK YOU, GOGO!
Joo are a goddess!

::points to icon::

Srsly. Love you. <33333333

Title: Feathers and Sequins
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei x Kira Izuru
Notes/Warnings: This is smut. And I kind of fail at smut. But I tried really hard so maybe this one won't be so bad? XD
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot. >:)
Dedication: To all my friends and readers just because. ♥

Happy Halloween, all!
( It was only normal, expected even, for things to get a little out of control... )

x-posted: all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic and shuukira.

Written in 250 words because bliriel said so. Believe me, it's harder than it sounds.

Title: Hand in Hand
Rating: PG because saffronlover thought it was hot. ♥
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei x Kira Izuru
Notes/Warnings: Really? I haven't posted anything in almost a month? Really???? Anyway, written for scene #11: Hand @ 50scenes. Short. Pointless. What? It's me. Also, OVERLOAD of fluff to the point that it's kind of disgusting. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot. >:)

( Darkness engulfs him and he smiles and drops his brush to place his hands on the one over his eyes... )

x-posted: 50scenes, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic and shuukira.

Title: Staring at Seireitei and Wishing for a Better Life.
Rating: G
Pairing: Abarai Renji + Kuchika Rukia
Notes/Warnings: First het fic EVER. Also, death at the end. To bliriel. I told you I could do it! You lose again!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot. >:)
Summary: What if they didn't become Shinigami?

( He knows what she is thinking... )

x-posted: bleach_het and renji_rukia.

Title: Aftertaste
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei x Kira Izuru
Notes/Warnings: Written for my beloved ceestar who adds much needed colour to my otherwise desolate existence and who puts a smile on my face like no one else can! ...and for theme #33: Strange Smells @ 30_romances and theme #7: Milk @ 7snogs. Short. Pointless. What? It's me.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot. >:)

A HAPPY, HAPPY, AWESOME AS HELL BIRTHDAY TO YOU, CEE!
I do not deserve you but am keeping you anyway!

( Before long Izuru felt hands on him through the thin fabric of the blanket, firm and warm, and Izuru turned moved to lie on his back, smiling as the blanket crept lower and lower over his face... )

x-posted: 30_romances, 7snogs, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic and shuukira.

Bree: Antha, are you trying to kill me with an overload of fluff, sap, and all that mush you love so much?
Antha: Would you rather I kill you with an overload of my crappy angst?
Bree: . . .
Antha: Yeah, that's what I thought. Unf.

The happiest of birthdays to dear calm_isolation! ILU and you better know it!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Rush, Thrill, Exhilaration
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei x Kira
Notes/Warnings: Written for THE AWESOME AS HELL calm_isolation BECAUSE SHE IS THE BEST, OKAY?! ...and for theme #9: Rush, Thrill, Exhiliration @ 30_romances and theme #4: sunset @ 7snogs. Short. Pointless. What? It's me.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot. >:)

( He had never felt such freedom in his life... )

x-posted: 30_romances, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic and shuukira.

Bree: So you're writing a fic.
Antha: Mm-hmm.
Bree: And Izuru's not in it?
Antha: Nope.
Bree: ...are you sick?
Antha: Huh? No. Why? Wait...what's that supposed to mean?!
Bree: Nothing. So what pairing?
Antha: UraharaByakuya.
Bree: ...UraharaByakuya.
Antha: Yep.
Bree: Urahara...Byakuya
Antha: Uh...yeah.
Bree: UraharaByakuya, Antha?!
Antha: Yes, Bree. UraharaByakuya.
Bree: Ura-
Antha: YOU CAN SHUT UP NOW!!!!!

And she said I couldn't do it. Unf.

Title: Untitled
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Urahara Kisuke x Kuchiki Byakuya
Notes/Warnings: First time writing with these characters. Be gentle?
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot. >:)

For the lovely yawns_widely who requested the pairing (see here) and has the power to get me to try new things. It's short and rather pointless but I had fun. I hope I don't disappoint you! ♥

( He grinned like a Cheshire cat, eyes glinting in the darkness... )

x-posted: all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, and kurosaki_clinic.

Grrrr...curiousity got the better of me and now I must pay the price! XD

Meme time!

1. There are 30 questions which I will not post
2. I will answer those questions with a name (or two. I couldn't help myself).
3. If you want to know the questions, you gots to ask me and do the meme yourself! 8D

Ready, set, go!

( Clicky here! )

I had originally planned to write a multi-chaptered story revolving around Hisagi and Kira on the night before the big battle. But because my not being able to get to even the second chapter in all my previous attempts at a multi-chaptered fic is an established scientific fact, I am writing a series of one-shots that are all related to each other somehow.

I think I can finish this that way.

I dub these The ShuuKira Scenes because I get the prompts from 50scenes and because it is all my brain is willing to come up with at the moment. Oh, but I love this organic lump of blood and tissue. XD

Also, my muse is working overtime. I cannot seem to stop thinking about the different scenes. I am losing sleep over it! ::glares at muse::

Anyway, I suppose it's worth it.

Do enjoy!

Title: Winter
Rating: G
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei + Kira Izuru
Notes/Warnings: The second part of the ShuuKira scenes I am currently working on. My version of the night before the big battle. Theme #41 Winter @ 50scenes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot. >:)

Previous scenes:
Scene #1: Countdown

( In which Hisagi Shuuhei sheds manly tears... )

x-posted: 50scenes, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic and shuukira.

Title: Countdown
Rating: G
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei + Kira Izuru
Notes/Warnings: My version of the night before the big battle. A failed attempt at angst. Theme #50 Writer's Choice: Countdown @ 50scenes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot. >:)
Dedication: To ceestar, the constant and beloved motivator, and to everybody in shuukira because I ♥ them.

( War. It was finally upon them. Their time had run out. )

x-posted: 50scenes, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic and shuukira.

I stupidly forgot to post this here in mah journal when I posted it over at shuukira. 8D

I wrote this for Shuu's birthday last August 14, 2008 and got this idea from several different fandoms so I decided to just mess around with the concept and the characters. ENJOY!

Title: Re: Hisagi's Birthday
Rating: PG for language
Pairings: Hisagi x Kira (it's subtle but it's there) and a few surprises here and there ^^
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot.
Warning: This will be difficult to read. 8D

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHUU!!!!!!!)

I lost the original Kaleidoscope in a moment of carelessness that will scar me for the rest of my life and try as I might, I just can't write it as well. So forgive me if this is all a little...lame...T_T But I made a banner to make up for it? ENJOY!


These two boys were originally blended together by the lovely, lovely ceestar

Title:Kaleidoscope
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei x Kira Izuru
Notes/Warnings: Written using the 1st POV. A contest entry for shuukira's anniversary contest. Theme #31: Watch at 50scenes and Theme #2: Jealousy at 7snogs.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot. >:)

( He knows I watch him. He revels in it. )

x-posted: 50scenes, 7snogs, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic and shuukira.

Title: Dropping Eaves
Rating: PG-13 for sexual theme
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei x Kira Izuru, Madarame Ikkaku x Ayasegawa Yumichika
Notes/Warnings: Just a short drabble/ficlet. Yaoi. Fluff. Written for Theme #40: Writer's Choice - Eavesdropping @ 50scenes
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot.

( These two are giving me ideas... )

x-posted: 50scenes, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic, and shuukira.

Antha says: "*dusts self off* Wow, it's been a while. Am still alive! Have just been very, very, very, VERY busy. *dies* Anyway, this is for ceestar because she is the Izuru to my Gin Shuu. ♥"

Title: Problem Solved
Rating: G
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei x Kira Izuru
Notes/Warnings: Just a short drabble/ficlet. Yaoi. Fluff. For the lovely, lovely ceestar.
Themes: #30 Writer's Choice: Problem @ 50scenes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot.

( Boy, do I need break... )

x-posted: 50scenes, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic, and shuukira.

Antha says: "I should be working on my thesis; my proposal hearing is in two days. But what do I do? I write bad fanfiction. Why? Because I am obviously insane. My thesis partner is going to have me flogged. But that's okay. I'll have him raped. X3

Anyway, I'm not really happy with how this one turned out. I get the feeling it yearns to be something more but I can't seem to figure out how to go about it so boo for Antha. D:

Enjoy, though! XD"

Title: Sleepless
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei x Kira Izuru
Notes/Warnings: Yaoi. Character death. This story came out of nowehere; hell, I didn't even think it through. I just worked on it for half a day and posted it to get it out of my hair. *fails*
Themes: #20 Writer's Choice: Scars @ 50scenes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot.

( No, not in Seattle. )

x-posted: 50scenes, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic, and shuukira.

Humor me, please? ^^

Leave a comment and I will:

001. Tell you why I friended you.
002. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, etc.
003. Tell you something I like about you.
004. Tell you a memory I have of you.
005. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
006. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.

Friend: Are you sure she's going to like that?
Antha: No. But I hope she will.
Friend: And you're really posting it like that?
Antha: Yep.
Friend: Not going to rotate it or anything?
Antha: Nope.
Friend: But it looks like they're lying down.
Antha: It's supposed to.
Friend: On top of each other?
Antha: Yep.
Friend: And they're both guys, right?
Antha: Right.
Friend: But...oh. OH.
Antha: Yeah. Oh.
Friend: That's kinda gay.
Antha: ...what do you mean "kinda"?
Friend: All right. It's gay.
Antha: Yes. It is.



Happy birthday, gogo_ergo_sum!

To blood_crow and calmingeffects because I imposed the pairing on them once and they immediately wrote such lovely pieces for it: Speak in Sake by blood_crow and Boring is Not Beautiful and You're Safe Now by calmingeffects. I would write you two lovelies something better but I...uh...kinda...can't. XD

Title: Snake Eyes
Rating: G
Pairing: Ikkaku Madarame+Kira Izuru, teeny tiny hint of GinKira
Notes/Warnings: Yaoi. Might not make as much sense to you as it does to me.
Themes: #10 Writer's Choice: Snakes @ 50scenes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot.

( Read here. )

x-posted: 50scenes, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, and kurosaki_clinic.

Antha says: "I...uhm...whuuuut? This is what happens when I get bored: I fail."







Title: Linger
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hisagi Shuuhei/Kira Izuru
Notes/Warnings: Yaoi. Failed attempt at angst. Companion fic to You Are The Moon but you don't have to read the other understand either one.
Themes: #006 Linger @ 50scenes
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its sexy characters. I just borrow them and make them do my nasty bidding. They like it. A lot.

( You could take one look at him and know he wasn’t just asleep. You’d know there was something wrong... )

x-posted: 50scenes, all_for_bleach, asterisk_plus, bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic, and shuukira.

I got bored. :D

Yey! Icons!

( Smile for the camera! )